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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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