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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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