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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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