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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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