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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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