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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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