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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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