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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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