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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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