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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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