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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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