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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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