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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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