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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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