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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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