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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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