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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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