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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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