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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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