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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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