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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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