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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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