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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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