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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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