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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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