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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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