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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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