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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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