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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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