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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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