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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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