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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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