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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Professor
Wibble
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a hyena 🐺
a cheetah 😺
a tiger 🐯
a lion 🦁
a crocodile 🐊
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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