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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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