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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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