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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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