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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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