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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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