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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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