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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Twilight Sparkle
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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an ostrich 🐦
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
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