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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Rex
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a cheetah 😺
a lion 🦁
a crocodile 🐊
a hippo 🦛
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
a cow 🐮
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