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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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