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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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