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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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