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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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