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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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