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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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