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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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