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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦
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