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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮
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