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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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