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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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