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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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