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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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