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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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