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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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