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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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