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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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